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Unguru de zi cu zi

De Valentine’s Day
UB – Fratzica, m-am indragostit!
F – No bravo Ungure! Ia-i o floare!
UB – Nu, ca nu mere asa…
F – Du-o la restaurant!
…UB – Nu-i genu’, mai mult prin baruri puşcate.
F – V-ati sarutat macar?
UB – O data…
F – Ati facut dragoste?
UB – Esti prost ma? Ii o noua bere ungureasca!
(14 Februarie also called Valentine’s Day 2011)

Fratzica la spovedit
Popa-Spune, fiule, cu ce ai pacatuit?
F-Pfuii, parinte, n-am degete sa va arat cate pacate am.
Popa-Da-mi un exemplu, fiule.
F-Pai, de exemplu, am mintit, parinte.
…Popa-Cu ce ai mintit, fiule?
F-Pai, i-am zis la Unguru’ ca Trabantu’ meu prinde 200 la ora.
Popa-Aaa, asta nu este o minciuna asa mare, fiule. Te iarta Dumnezeu.
F-Pai, parinte, ii cam mare minciuna. Ca daca-i dau NOS-u’, prinde 260!
(13 Februarie 2011)

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